My friend, Toady, has said the following about the text:
In a house on the English countryside lives Robert and Mary. They met 35 years ago in drama class in school and has been an item ever since. The 13th Cure-album is now finally finished and all Robert wants to do is spend time with his darling.
The cake for the 50th birthday is done, the telescope is set up in the garden and Mary's Porsche is parked on the driveway. Get your scissors out and cut out the coolest couple in the world!
Mmm.. looks like RSX needs to do some manscaping.. maybe that's what the secateurs are for, Swifty. *waves*
*SIGH* They just shattered all my preconceptions that Mary had aged gracefully.. surely Robert being the loving and generous husband he is would have forked out for laser surgery for her poor legs..
Disturbing...
ReplyDeleteJerry, I share your sentiment.
ReplyDeleteMy friend, Toady, has said the following about the text:
ReplyDeleteIn a house on the English countryside lives Robert and Mary. They met 35 years ago in drama class in school and has been an item ever since. The 13th Cure-album is now finally finished and all Robert wants to do is spend time with his darling.
The cake for the 50th birthday is done, the telescope is set up in the garden and Mary's Porsche is parked on the driveway. Get your scissors out and cut out the coolest couple in the world!
That's just wrong.
ReplyDeleteyou're not me!
ReplyDeleteErr... I kinda prefer those 80's cute Japanese drawings, although... yes, I know.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely insane!
ReplyDeleteI love the trowel, fork and secateurs!
@sofia: Didn't say I was nor pretended to be.
ReplyDeleteSofia, I think sofia was just trying to be silly, she...
ReplyDeleteAgh! You know what? Too confusing. One of you's just going to have to be batman4864597. There. Problem solved ;) j/k, obviously.
The world has gone insane. Terrible (and borderline offensive) Robert and Mary cut-outs and now two Sofia's? We had enough trouble with one.
ReplyDeleterobert and mary look much better than that :(
ReplyDeletedj surfaces! :p
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU DEEJY for my sweet package and the OMG pass!
I think that it's a cute idea but it could have been done much less offensively and much more respectfully.
Mmm.. looks like RSX needs to do some manscaping.. maybe that's what the secateurs are for, Swifty. *waves*
ReplyDelete*SIGH* They just shattered all my preconceptions that Mary had aged gracefully.. surely Robert being the loving and generous husband he is would have forked out for laser surgery for her poor legs..
"We had enough trouble with one."
ReplyDelete:D why thank you, andrew
I think proper hedgeclippers might be required to get through some of that rough terrain, bob.*counter-waves*
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the "widow's peak" protruding from Robert's pants?
Gross as it may sound, it may be some of Porl's hair transplanted down there as Robert thought he may have been lacking in that department..
ReplyDeleteOh no... I don't like it
ReplyDeletehahaha rob and mary live a boring life
ReplyDeleteHaa.... Love it, simply for it's creative spirit.
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