"You're Fired!" - Music's Most Infamous Sackings. (Thanks JC)
Goth Juice - "Made from the tears of Robert Smith" (Thanks AndytheCurefan)
"On Australian Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (Millionaire Hotseat) aired on 9th June 09 - the $20,000.00 question was Who is the lead singer of the band The Cure - A) Simon Gallup; B) Porl Thompson; C) Jason Cooper; D) Robert Smith. The contestant answered correctly. I only caught the last part as he was locking in the answer - glad I saw it though!!!" (Thanks Suzie)
Heaven Knows, I'm Miserable Now. (Thanks Kate)
Rockin' the Guyliner. (Thanks Kate and Heron)
Johnny Are You Queer *Adult Content* (Thanks Heron)
Kate, I saw the review from SA too, but it made me roll my eyes so much that I didn't want to give it any attention, LOL
ReplyDeleteBack in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai, so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one. Almost a year passed and only 3 people showed up.
ReplyDeleteThe emperor asked the first Samurai to demonstrate why he should be chosen.
The first Samurai duly opened a matchbox and out popped a fly. Whooosh goes the sword and the fly dropped dead on the ground in 2 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed, "That's very impressive!"
The emperor then asked the second Samurai to come forth and demonstrate his abilities.
The second Samurai also opened a matchbox and out popped a fly. Whooosh whooosh went the sword and the fly dropped dead in 4 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!"
The emperor then had the third Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai. The third Samurai also opened up a matchbox and out popped a fly. His flashing sword went whooooosshh whooooosshh whooooosshh whooooosshh whooooosshh. A terrific gust of wind filled the room, but the fly was still alive and buzzing around.
The emperor, obviously disappointed, asked, "After all of that, why is the fly not dead?" The third Samurai smiled, "If you look closely you'll see that the fly has been circumcised!"
*grins at Rev*
ReplyDeleteAnother Curespotting, this one is a real WTF-Mate moment!
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swifty!!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteso what would this SA writer say if it its a hubby that introduces you to the cure??
robert i mean.
ReplyDeletepoor gal, at least she did get to meet robert. but eww about security!!
Hey, You *Scribbles* fans,
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Go *DJ* Go,
Go *DJ* Go!
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An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.
The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"
The delivery man bows deeply and says,"We put on this pizza what you ordered, pepper only!" (pepperoni)
Goth Juice is actually a refrence to the Mighty Boosh episode "Nanageddon", in which the character Vince actually uses that line about Robert.
ReplyDeleteAlso, in the same episode, the moon sings Lovecats.